Lithuania: what the crap (or not) is this?

Hi guys~

So. To begin wih, I actually strted to chat with many foreigners this summer. And no wonder they were asking where am I from (if you didn't read the previous article or you have Alzheimer's, I am from Lithuania.). And when I answered, many people just said 'What is this country?' or 'Where is it?'. Well, actually, it would be waaay easier to just google it. The Mighty Internet, for Shenron's sake. But since some of you don't understand what do I mean (how is it even possible?!) or Google made you even more confused, then here it is, my own article about Lithuania, my native country.

So. Lithuania is in the centre of the Europe (exact centre; well at least one of maybe 10 others, but, according to French nerds, this one is official (YAYYYYY, WE ARE FAMOUS.)). It has 65 200 square kilometers (about 25 173 square miles. METRICSYSTEMRULZ.) of area (small-ass, but seems like there are at least 10 more countries as small as this one in Europe, so, not that bad.). Anyway, our capital city is Vilnius, it's also the biggest city here. There are about 3 million people here (the number is fastly decreasing, many people are afraid of this, because of stupid reasons like a song called "Three Millions", which is like, our unofficial anthem and also a sport anthem. How he hell should we sing tht song if here will only be 2 millions of us left?, blah blah blah.)


OUR PEOPLE JUST LOVE BASKETBALL. It's like, our second religion.  Eeeveryone who doesn't play basketball, is a professional expert of this game. can't say we're bad at this; f.e. two years ago, our national team took 3rd place in FIBA World Championship (if you're retarded, then GOOGLE IT.). Last year, our national team of young basketballers (18-19 years old) took he first place in FIBA U19 World championship. Last autumn, Lithuania was the counry of FIBA European Championship. So yess, we're no bad at this.

I'm not gonna talk about our goverment, parliament and any other shit that rules Lithuania (except of the President; she's a kick-ass woman.). Just for you to know, I don't like them at all.

Weather here is kinda shitty. its actually full of snow now, which I was waiting for at least two months. But now I hate it and want spring. When spring comes, I will want summer. Then I will want cooler summer, because it will be too hot (or vice versa). I never want autumn, because I hate autumn. And it happens every fucking year of my life....... So, the summers are too hot or too cold, winters are cold, springs are probably the best and autums are WET. Raining almost every day. .____.

So a little bit of that..... Btw, I found a funny article about Lithuania. I'll post it soon (as soon as I translate it to English.)



Rūga*~